Kittens

WASCO CO. — Dogs. Dogs at large, dogs gone missing, dogs barking, dogs whimpering, dogs stuck in too-hot cars, dogs chasing and biting humans and deer and other dogs, dogs abandoned by, or with, people who didn’t want them, a dog who put his head under the garden fence and got stuck — only to extricate himself before anybody could respond.

Police media logs in 2024 highlight the vast variety of mischief located by creatures of every species. Some dogs, particularly, occupied police resources for days; cats mostly got off scot-free, because even an officer with a projectile net gun and the law on his side can’t do much about a trespassing, kitten-dropping, bird-eating, dog-smacking cat.