Letter to the editor: On duty Apr 24, 2014 Apr 24, 2014 Updated Aug 27, 2020 Facebook Twitter WhatsApp SMS Email Facebook Twitter WhatsApp SMS Email Print Copy article link Save Gift this article New subscriber benefit! Copied to clipboard Out of gifts for the month Unfortunately you've used all of your gifts this month. Your counter will reset on the first day of next month. Share this article paywall-free Email Copy Link To the editor:Your Butt Patrol is on duty.Is it my imagination or are there fewer butts? Thank you to the Butt Pickers of America.Here a butt, there a butt, everywhere a butt, butt. But Old McDonald must have picked up his butts.There is a prophecy that says all butts will be either picked up or burned up. There will be no more smoke, or pain or death.The air will be fresh and the butts will be gone. Forever!Del GriebelDallesport Facebook Twitter WhatsApp SMS Email Print Copy article link Save Tags Butt Mcdonald Patrol Prophecy Editor Picker Air More from this section Your Voice: June 3, 2026 Your Voice: June 10, 2026 Top Jobs Special Education Teacher (2026-27 SY) Thearpeutic Program Tasting Room Associate @ Hood River Distillers MARKETING ASSISTANT – PT, Hood River Distillers Postsecondary Pathways Advisor (Lyle, Wishram, Klickitat) CGCC is Hiring! View all jobs News and Info from our Community Partners Information from the News and our advertisers (Want to add your business to this to this feed?) Sign Up For Newsletters Success! An email has been sent to with a link to confirm list signup. Error! There was an error processing your request. Columbia Gorge News Sign up to receive notifications when a new Columbia Gorge News e-Edition is published. News Updates Would you like to receive our news updates? Signup today! Obituary updates Receive weekly updates on obituaries and death notices. Oregon Capital Press Oregon Capital Press presented by Columbia Gorge News Promotions and acquisitions Receive updates on upcoming promotions and special sections. Registered users-non-subscribers Imported List: Registered users-non-subscribers Sports updates Receive weekly updates on local sports news. Manage your lists Most Popular Articles Images Videos Commented ArticlesThe Dalles man arrested for trafficking, sex, and drug crimesObituary: Ray KlebbaJohnathan Matthews pleads guilty, receives 150-month sentence for the causing the death of Stephen HayesObituary: Bessie AsaiCrag Rats mark 100 years of rescues on Mount HoodDeaths & Services: June 10, 2026Obituary: Floyd FerrellDeaths & Services: June 3, 2026Records of Pompeii’s survivors have been found – and archaeologists are starting to understand how they rebuilt their livesPhotos: Congratulations graduates of 2026 Images VideosSorry, there are no recent results for popular videos. CommentedSorry, there are no recent results for popular commented articles. Latest News Mount Adams Resource Stewards present at Klickitat County Commissioners meeting St. Vincent de Paul Society and Mattress Recycling Council’s Bye Bye Mattress Program make it easier to recycle mattresses, without paying dump fees Second-time champs, EV chargers at White Salmon’s City Council Mid Valley playground officially dedicated White Salmon fuel treatment moves forward NWCSD to conduct reunification functional exercise June 15 The Dalles man arrested for trafficking, sex, and drug crimes Johnathan Matthews pleads guilty, receives 150-month sentence for the causing the death of Stephen Hayes
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