Letter to the editor: On duty Apr 24, 2014 Apr 24, 2014 Updated Aug 27, 2020 Facebook Twitter WhatsApp SMS Email Facebook Twitter WhatsApp SMS Email Print Copy article link Save Gift this article New subscriber benefit! Copied to clipboard Out of gifts for the month Unfortunately you've used all of your gifts this month. Your counter will reset on the first day of next month. Share this article paywall-free Email Copy Link To the editor:Your Butt Patrol is on duty.Is it my imagination or are there fewer butts? Thank you to the Butt Pickers of America.Here a butt, there a butt, everywhere a butt, butt. But Old McDonald must have picked up his butts.There is a prophecy that says all butts will be either picked up or burned up. There will be no more smoke, or pain or death.The air will be fresh and the butts will be gone. Forever!Del GriebelDallesport Facebook Twitter WhatsApp SMS Email Print Copy article link Save Tags Butt Mcdonald Patrol Prophecy Editor Picker Air More from this section Your voice: March 25, 2026 Top Jobs Property Appraiser Wanted: Hood River County Front Desk-Housekeeping-Maintenance Seasonal Job Opportunity: Parks & Buildings Laborer at Hood River County IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING Appraisal Assistant Wanted at Hood River County View all jobs News and Info from our Community Partners Information from the News and our advertisers (Want to add your business to this to this feed?) Sign Up For Newsletters Success! An email has been sent to with a link to confirm list signup. Error! There was an error processing your request. Columbia Gorge News Sign up to receive notifications when a new Columbia Gorge News e-Edition is published. News Updates Would you like to receive our news updates? Signup today! Obituary updates Receive weekly updates on obituaries and death notices. Oregon Capital Press Oregon Capital Press presented by Columbia Gorge News Promotions and acquisitions Receive updates on upcoming promotions and special sections. Registered users-non-subscribers Imported List: Registered users-non-subscribers Sports updates Receive weekly updates on local sports news. Manage your lists Most Popular Articles Images Videos Commented ArticlesCommission moves forward with Post Canyon road legalizationObituary: Jacqueline McKinstryObituary: Merle “Bill” Phillips Jr.No Kings Protest IIIHead-on collision causes brief bridge closureFrom Uplift Local: With recall efforts resolved, Stevenson Council Member Lucy Lauser resignsObituary: Kenneth HansenObituary: Gloria Miller'No Kings' returns to the GorgeOregon Journalism Project: New Census Data Shows Oregon Is Losing Residents in Their Prime Earning Years — Due in Part to Costly Housing Images VideosSorry, there are no recent results for popular videos. CommentedObituary: Anthony John Pereira (1) Latest News From Uplift Local: With recall efforts resolved, Stevenson Council Member Lucy Lauser resigns Celebrating our 6th anniversary Meet the Republicans, Andrea Carr and Peter Larson, opposing Bentz The Dalles Middle School: Trimester 2 Honor Roll Timinsky-led Rangers off to fast start in girls golf Alternative routes for Webber and West 1st Street closures in The Dalles White Salmon and Goldendale library groups vote in no confidence of FVRL’s board Bruins compete at Trico meet at Seton Catholic
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