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The runaway steer awaiting extradition. In a last-ditch effort, the steer charged at one of its owners before it tripped on a rock and collapsed from exhaustion. The family and emergency responders promptly helped rope the steer up and loaded it in a horse trailer for the long journey home.

THE GORGE — Neither the biggest river in the Northwest, nor a busy interstate, nor a crowd of good Samaritans, nor pursuit by Oregon State Police could stop an eluding 4-H steer who opted to start his own rodeo this New Year’s Day.

The “halter broke” bovine belonged to a 17-year-old Washington resident Josie Dickey — until last Friday, when the steer started its adventure with a hop over a four-foot fence and a three-foot barbed-wire fence and a swim into the Columbia River, convincing its human family it drowned. They searched for several days, even using a boat to check an island in the river several times, but found nothing.