I don’t want to run as fast as I once did or even look as ruggedly handsome — when all the girls were too intimidated by my good looks to go out with me. (Wasn’t it Mark Twain who said, “When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not”?)

No, I just wish I had a little more of the youthful self-confidence: the “I know everything and can do anything” attitude. Because if there was a problem or mistake, I knew it was them. They didn’t understand or hear the question. It wasn’t me!