When Hood River Valley High School drama teacher Rachel Krummel came onstage in tears during intermission at the March 9 staging of "Bullshot Crummond," many in the audience thought for a split second that it was part of the spoof.

"I've never had to do this," Krummel said, wiping away the tears. She went on to explain that Hans Severinsen, playing the main character of Hugh "Bullshot" Crummond in the comedy, had swallowed part of his stage prop pipe, and that it was lodged in his windpipe.