You know a river is acting crazy when kayakers measure its flow in BFS instead of CFS. That's BFS for board-feet-per-second; and Sunday's mid-morning rate of raw lumber floating under Tucker Bridge was somewhere between impressive and downright ludicrous.

At 13.2 feet, the Hood reached flood stage by that morning, making the river a boiling blend of chocolate tree soup that shook the ground as it carried boulders downstream.