As you read this, my wife and I are in Montreal for a family reunion/vacation. My idea of a vacation is doing nothing, hanging out at coffee shops drinking Chai Tea Lattes and shooting the breeze (do people say that anymore? Shooting the breeze?) But my sister, who has lived most of her life in the Washington DC area (we grew up in Indianapolis and she and her husband have moved back there), wanted to go someplace more exciting!

So we’ll be visiting Montreal and Quebec City, which my wife and I don’t mind because Montreal will be the closest we’ll ever get to Paris. My sister is learning French so she can better appreciate the culture, since Montreal is the second largest primarily French speaking city in the world. I have difficulty pronouncing English words so I’m skipping that effort. Except I have learned one phrase that might come in handy: “Où sont les toilettes?” which translates to “Where is the toilet?”