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  Partly cloudy skies early will give way to cloudy skies late. Low 37F. Winds light and variable..
  
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  Partly cloudy skies early will give way to cloudy skies late. Low 37F. Winds light and variable.
  
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Let's spin this happy! It's all in how you look at it!

Craig Joseph Danner
Mar 7, 2018

There are a lot of people walking around these days looking like their puppy’s just been poisoned. Which, of course, reminds me of a joke:

Snake found in rental car

Updated Aug 27, 2020

KENNEBUNK, Maine (AP) — Police say two women opened the trunk of their rental car to retrieve their luggage and were greeted by a snake.

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Reptile Man draws crowd

Kirby Neumann-Rea
Aug 23, 2014

Corralling a snake is not as easy as it looks, as Cara Perry of Parkdale learned Wednesday.

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Python responsible for Australia ‘burglary’

Updated Aug 27, 2020

CAIRNS, Australia (AP) — Australian police were mystified by a chaotic crime scene including a hole in the ceiling and a smelly pool of vomit-like liquid — until they found the culprit was a 5.7-meter (19-foot) python.

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